To get a clean & nice smelling Bibit

Step 1
Eye bibit, he will look back suspiciously.
Pretend nothing is out of the ordinary.


Step 2
Run the bathe water at room temperature (I don't want to boil bibit) and fill the tub up with water about 2Inches high.


Step 3
Make sure there is a ready towel at the foot of the bathe.


Step 4
Lift bibit out of his smelly cage and carry him tightly to the bathe. Lock bathroom door.


Step 5
slowly lower bibit into the water careful not to get his ears wet. Hold him down with one hand and splattered water over his fatty body with the other taking care to ensure no water gets into his ears. Curse rabbit for splashing water all over.

Step 6
Still holding him down, press a small amount of PH 5.5 body wash onto palm of hand and foam. Massage onto now subdue bibit.

Step 7
At the other end of the bathe (where the soapy water hasn't hopefully reached yet), rinse rabbit and wipe his face clean.


Step 8
Do not be shocked by skinny furless appearance of rabbit (resembles something the dog dragged in) and take him out of the bathe. Immediately cover with towel to soak out excess water from dripping rabbit.


Step 9
It is 32 deg max today, SUN rabbit and let dry naturally.


Step 10
When bibit is dry, look for manly powder to sprinkle onto rabbit. If none is available, Lavender & Chamomile powder will suffice.