I am so going to get crap....
It’s 12.28am, and I have written a total of ZERO words for my Constitutional &Administrative Law assignment due 4.30pm Friday 26th September 2003. It is 15% and I need the 15%.
I have to wake up at 530am. *bangs head on the wall*
I reckon I bang my head on the wall a few times too many lately—because been feeling light headed and puke-y all day. I wonder if it is related. No I am not pregnant.
Here is a new theory I picked up during IGAMES. Gwen can’t play sport. Sure I can do X-country, sure I can sprint, sure I know the rules of netball, and had my fair share of badminton and volleyball games...come to think of it, SSI did provide an extensive sport co-curriculum. Anyway, Gwen refuses to play sport, so, Gwen was one of those in charge of cooking sausages for hungry participants.
New Theory:
ALAN WONG’S (see I give proper credit where it’s due) COOKED SAUSAGE THEORY. –I have taken the liberty of refining this theory.

1) Put sausage on BBQ pit thingy, let it heat up
2) Using a fork, jab holes in the sausages—so they do not ‘explode’. This step is particularly effective if you imagine the sausage to be some overly annoying person.
3) Leave for a couple of minutes.
4) Using “un-cook sausage” thongs lift sausage up and give it a little wiggle. If sausage is wobbly, it is not cooked.
5) Sausage should look a bit black, a bit roasted and must be firm (not wobbly).
6) Using “cooked sausage” thongs, repeat step 2 until sausage resembled step 5 description.
7) Serve sausage on home brand bread with a lot of ketchup. (to cover up the burnt bits...)

That said. Time to get back to stupid law assignment...........*ish*........the wonderful workings of GMOs.