Guy's method of picking up 'innocent' first year law student (Girl d-uh!).

Step 1.
See girl looking lost in lecture; offer to explain.

Step 2.
Make library date.

Step 3.
Let her be awed by the impressive hi-tech law library.

Step 4.
Act like you are the most knowledgable and experienced person on library rules. IE which floor is the SILENT study area, and which is free for open discussion.

Step 5.
Sit NEXT to her. Explain what she needs to know about her first year law lecture in loud 'put-on try-too-hard-cannot-make-it' Aussie type accent. Use Aussie slangs. Discuss her situation of helplessness while looking overly concerned as to how she is going to ever get through the truckload of readings.

Step 6.
Make her make annoying giggling noise on Level 4 of the library where there are people trying to study in vain.

Step 7.
Boast about YOUR first year in that subject, and the 200 odd pages you had to read just for ONE law seminar. LIE. Act smart; like it was tough, but it was also nothing. Blush.

Step 8.
Reluctantly decline her offer of a meal in return for your 'help', while it is apprent in your voice you want her to insist you have to go out together for a meal.

Step 9.
Walk her to her next appointment, tram stop, cafe..whatever! Just get OUT of the LIBRARY and annoying people TRYING TO ACTUALLY STUDY!!! There is ONLY so loud one can turn the volume up on earphones....

Step 10.
Try to mantain dignity and walk out of the library with head held high, avoiding the dirty looks and smirks from other library patrons.