Fucking hangover at 9.43am on a Saturday MORNING...and i get the most depressing email - Fwd: Fw: Korea's first 'Ah Gua'....waseh~~dun jealous gals - Yes Yes, fowarded junk mail..but WAH LAU EH, the AH GUA all LOOK a million gazillion times better than ME ler. Cannot take it. Mirror Mirror on the wall, HOW COME AH GUA look better than me?!?! And they aren't even NATURAL girls..The world is so unfair. *sulk*
With all that plastic surgery and face reconstruction, i wonder if they will melt if the walk under the sun. I hope they do. Ha Ha.
BUt wah lau! their body so damn nice ler. You think they go Marie France can help? Hmm..it did kind of help for one Mr Z, but that was short lived, and it's not figure 8 shape also. How does one go about reconstructing a MALE built into one with female curves ler? Look at me, i am natural female and i don't even HAVE curves, much less any idea how to attain them. Maybe these ah gua's spend 24/7 just trying to make themselves into "naturals" haiz..but dammn, looks exactly like girl. I wonder if they have any life...
Imagine going out on a date with super pretty girl, later she tell u she is ah gua..ha ha ha. But it wouldn't matter right if she looks exactly like girl? Beware GUYS out there..ha ha ha..
Hey, come to think of it, when Ah Gua find boyfriend right, do they look for straight guys or look for the not so straight guys ler?